Diskusní forum potápěčského klubu AB-Diving
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-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer runs too fast...
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I'm the rabbi all my life
had no children had no wife
I read the Bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktoo
When Tim and I to Melbourne went
we met three women in a tent
as they were three and we were two
I booked one and Tim booked two
- Vrátil jsi sousedovi vidle?
- No vrátil.
- A co říkal?
- AAAÁÁÁAAA....
První zmínka o Telecomu se objevuje již v bibli:
... I zavolal Mojžíš třikráte pánaboha a nedočkal se odpovědi...
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Guy went into an Army shop: I need a gun, I want to shoot at cans.
Assistant: OK Sir, I´d offer to you this littlke pistol Ruger 5,6 mm.
Guy: No, I don´t want this gun. I want this one, Desert Eagle 12,7 mm.
Assistant: But Sir, that´s too heavy gun. What kind of cans do you want to shoot at?
Guy: It is different - Afri-cans,Mexi-cans, Puertori-cans,...
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